Mike Cammalleri has eleven goals this postseason. Mike Cammalleri is 5'7". Mike Cammalleri scores .164 goals per inch of himself, making him the most efficient scorer in the NHL Postseason. If you don't think that's a legit statistic, then shut up and humor me. The Midget of Montreal (we like alliteration here) has hobbits world wide rejoicing-they haven't had this much fame since Elijah Wood and Sean Astin made everyone think hobbits were gay on the big screen. Cammalleri has had such a profound effect on the popularity of Hobbits in Montreal that many French Canadians have begun to tape shoes to their knees and walk on them to try and emulate the limited height of their star scorer.
What's perhaps more exciting, is that Peter Jackson recently announced plans to make the Lord of the Rings prequel the Hobbit into a feature film. Rumor has it that Cammalleri is a front runner for the lead role, though he's facing stiff competition from the likes of Tom Cruise, Daniel Radcliffe, and the kid from Role Models. Let's hope he can be as prolific an action star as he is a goal scorer, and let's also hope that the Canadiens may continue to the next round so that they can further this great reputation that they have made for those who are vertically challenged.
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