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Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Heatley Beaten by Girl in Pitching Duel-Demands She Be Traded Immediately

For those of you who haven't seen this yet, prepare to piss your pants. This is Dany Heatley throwing out the first pitch at a San Francisco Giants game back on April 26th, right after the Sharks had dispatched the Avs. Here it is:



Hilarious.

Clearly, Dany Heatley is either distinctly female, or Canadian. He was in such a fuss after the debacle that Heatley demanded that either he or she be traded from the Sharks immediately. When told that she didn't belong to the Sharks' organization and that there was nothing that could be done about it, he began to burst into tears and ran to weep bitterly on the shoulder of Joe Thornton. No word yet on whether or not any spooning and/or cuddling occurred.

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