Kovie Finally Signs...In Newark

Quick update for all you sensible people that like to use logic out there. Rather than signing a contract with the young, surefire contenders out in LA, Kovie has decided to sign a 17-year deal with the Devils for about 100 million dollars. No that is not a joke. The contract is seventeen years. The story is still developing, so be sure to check back in for more info on Kovie's deal with the New Jersey Devils, aka the team that does not understand the concept of aging.