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Thursday, July 15, 2010

Dubnyk Resigns With Oilers- Team's Average Age Brought Up To 14

Some exciting news for Oilers fans, young goalie Devan Dubnyk is coming back after signing a two year contract. What this means for Jeff Deslauriers doesn't really matter because it's the Oilers, but apparently it means he'll most likely be out of the organization's picture as a result. Dubnyk, you may remember, had a rookie season in which he went 9,840 minutes without getting a single win. And yes, I know that adds up to 164 games worth of minutes.

The move is probably a good one by the Oilers, Deslaurier sucks, and Khabibulin is most likely going to be imprisoned for driving his car made out of alcohol to the alcohol store while drinking alcohol. Or something like that. The team will still suck. But, they've done some things right by signing Kurtis Foster, trading Patrick O'Sullivan, and waiving Ethan Moreau. I'm sure everyone in Edmonton is happy that their team will no longer be in the basement of the West with that thing from the Goonies. But that's not guaranteed, in fact, it's probably still likely.

There are still some big questions, like how good will Sam Gagner really be? Is Dustin Penner really a thirty goal kind of guy? Why does Shawn Horcoff spell his first name incorrectly? And if Mike Comrie is coming back, is he bringing Hilary Duff with him?
All this and more! As we prepare to watch the Pittsburgh Penguins hoist the cup (that's my pick for this year, especially if they get a winger).

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