In other news, Patric Hornqvist (thirty goal scoring RFA of the Nashville Predators) signed a three year deal worth about nine million dollars this week, and the Canucks added depth forward Raffi "No I Won't Sing You Baby Beluga, I'm Not That Raffi" Torres to a one year deal. Torres, known as a solid playoff performer in Columbus, is also known for being an utter flop in Buffalo. Vancouver signed him to about one million dollars, which was logical considering that he's always injured, that he could have been gotten for cheaper considering his time in Buffalo, and that the Canucks are already 3 million dollars over the cap. It's no wonder THN has them pegged to win the Western Conference and the Cup when making decisions like those!
On another note, Jordan Staal is going to have his foot examined, I'm assuming by government scientists. Unlocking the secrets to a biological tank such as Jordan Staal would undoubtedly provide the government with a wealth of resources. Who wouldn't want to see a giant walking Mecha of Jordan Staal that can fire missiles at a building and then hip check it to the ground. We now leave you with this amazing pic of Bobby Orr with Andre the Giant. Great Stuff.
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