If you ask anyone who has any semblance of hockey knowledge, they'll tell you that the Leafs are not the worst team in the NHL. They're not even the worst team in the East. However, that doesn't mean we shouldn't make fun of them like they're the worst team to ever grace the National Hockey League. After all, who enjoys making fun of a team with serious financial woes, and a streak of non playoff seasons that stretches more than a decade (I feel for you, Panthers fans). The Leafs are the most valuable franchise in the NHL- they'd be made fun of even if they were winning. The fact that half of their team is under the impression that they play professional rugby is just icing on the cake. So, here are the five things better to watch than the Toronto Maple Leafs.
1. The pain on Leafs fans' faces after Dion Phaneuf mistakes Tyler Bozak for Sean Avery and tears him in half.
2. Eat Pray Love
I hear Julia Roberts has mad dangles- just saying. Besides, nothing says "better than the Leafs" better than 4.7 on IMDB.
3. Elisha Cuthbert
Just ask Dion Phaneuf.
4. Every other NHL team ever.
That includes all Hartford Whalers teams. Seriously. (They had about a bajillion losing seasons in their existence, for you casual fans).
5. This. Because this is the weirdest, greatest thing, I have ever seen on the internet.
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