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Monday, August 16, 2010

What We Missed- August Edition

For all of you avid readers out there, I'd like to apologize for missing yet another extended period of time. And that apology is sincere, and I hope all three of you reading this accept it wholeheartedly. Anyway, let's go through what's been going on in the hockey world since our last post.

Kovalchuk Contract Rejected

To the surprise of many, arbitrator (turned bribe acceptor) Richard Bloch ruled in favor of the NHL in the rejection of Kovalchuk's contract. Those familiar with the case said that the NHL hadn't a leg to stand on, y'know, considering the total and utter lack of concrete evidence proving intent. Nevertheless, they came out victorious in the end, taking the proverbial paddle to the supple, smooth proverbial bottom of the NHLPA. Thus, he is now a free agent. It would seem that LA would now have a second chance to sign the winger, and would now be on an equal plane with the Devils in terms of financial ability... too bad they already signed Alexei Ponikarovsky... He'll probably end up re-signing with Devils, as the Kings need a defenseman more than Kovalchuk, and really need to re-sign Drew Doughty next year.

Tomas Kaberle and Marc Savard Didn't Get Moved

The Bruins are in cap hell, as they are three million dollars over the cap without taking into account Seguin's salary and bonuses. Rumor has it that they were going to move Marc Savard, yet that's starting to look less and less likely. Despite a high volume of interest for an aging center with concussion problems and a seven year contract, they B's are more likely just to bury Michael Ryder in the minors. Tomas Kaberle on the other hand, is actually worth a damn. However, Burke clearly didn't receive an offer that was anywhere near good enough, and thus Kaberle will have another good season on a basement team, and maybe Burke will move him at the trade deadline to a team like the Kings or Sharks.

Mike Modano Signed With The Red Wings

With Modano in the fold, Detroit now has eight players on the roster over the age of thirty five. Following the announcement of the agreement, it is rumored that organization received multiple sponsorship offers from the likes of AARP, The Association For Bad Driving, and prunes.

Teemu Selanne Signs Back With Ducks

Considering the numbers he put up last season in the limited number of games he played, I'd say it's a good move.

That's about it, look forward to more posts with some greater depth soon, and if you want to write for the site, be sure to email us at heathenhockey@gmail.com

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